Chinese New Year's around the corner.
Have I bought my new clothes? NO and don't intend to.
Have I bought my new shoes? YES! Levis shoes at 39 bucks! So cheap!
Have I had a new haircut? NO!
Have I bought mandarin oranges? NO! NOT MY BUSINESS!
Have I learnt more Chinese New Year sayings to say to my relatives? YES!
Have I prepared ang pows? NO! I am NOT SO OLD!
Have I a new girlfriend? NO!
Have I bought new underwear? EH WHY!
Chinese New Year is a very auspicious time for the Chinese people. May fortune, bliss and hope come!